I have a GPS Navigator in my van. When I try taking a different route that it does not like, it has a female voice that says "U turn if possible". I keep thinking that one day it will say "Why dont you just stop and ask someone for directions".
Mine asks me (in a female New Zealand voice) to make a right turn followed by a left turn and I quietly oblige. When I screw up it just says "recalculating" and so I find my way again. The live female voice in the past would say "Damn you! You have no sense of direction!" or "You should have exited there! You always do this and make us late on purpose! Passive Aggressive. I'm going without you next time."
