My mom is one of my FB friends and it has not caused me any trouble yet. I have not been told to go to my room.
I have a GPS Navigator in my van. When I try taking a different route that it does not like, it has a female voice that says "U turn if possible". I keep thinking that one day it will say "Why dont you just stop and ask someone for directions".
If I got a text from a nice lady like you just sent, I definitely would be pulling a U-Turn.