Aack. Now we gotta follow Wii? No fair.

How about:

"Gabe, those first hot bootie calls morphed my mind from brains into fruitie balls. But now a soulless bootie call feels more like a duty call in some sad patootie stall. Feels like kooties y'all. So, best get used to my ain't-gonna-be-more-bootie wall. Sorry you can't F-U me doll."


Best,
Oldtimer