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mishka422 #1980972 04/13/10 04:43 PM
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OMG! I so needed this laugh today!

Gypsy....YOU THE WOMAN!!! smile

Not sure why but always makes a woman laugh...LOL.

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Me 55; XW 47; 2 kids (S13, D11)
Bomb 05/19/06 Original thread http://tinyurl.com/yg2ou2t
Last anniversary 04/25/10, Divorced 5/12/10
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sandycay #1980980 04/13/10 04:46 PM
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While we are on the subject, this video is priceless...

Penis Song

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Sandy.. The former spouse gave the exercise excuse for his unexpectedly shaven genitals. I realized I hadn't seen them in quite a while when I did catch a glance. I can only plead recovering from a significant head injury for being so clueless.. and/or opting not to have a clue.

FIB... penises are cute and cuddly in their inert state, just like baby bunnies. When they get all excited.. well then those are the stalks and magic mushrooms my mama warned me about. Ahhh the memories!

Kerry... He was impetuous that's for sure. I may have shot myself in the foot that summer by feeling like I had to turn over every stone rather than just divorce. The financial situation would have been great, in retrospect. Then again.. I was in disbelief, had immense difficulty processing information (I'd try to process and all I could do was cry uncontrollably I presume because of the head injury.) and truly believed in the basis of our relationship.

Guess I can't worry about the past, because I have the present! What a gift.

*hugs*

Well.. except after seeing my tax bill. I will have nothing once I pay.

Gypsy #1981019 04/13/10 05:17 PM
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FIB... penises are cute and cuddly in their inert state, just like baby bunnies. When they get all excited.. well then those are the stalks and magic mushrooms my mama warned me about. Ahhh the memories!

ROFLMAO. Gotta find me a woman who can't stand the physics of inertia.

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PS...we're on a roll now....LOLOLOL.


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I am finding much humor from the fact that your thread is titled "All rise".

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...thanks to gypsy KerryK. LOL. Here's to having a generous stalk and great mushrooms FIB


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....and minimal shrinkage!


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AND...
Originally Posted By: KerryK
While we are on the subject, this video is priceless...

Penis Song

Today's Belly-Laugh Of The Day Award laugh laugh laugh is presented to:

KerryK!!


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"My soul, be satisfied with flowers,
With fruit, with weeds even; but gather them
In the one garden you may call your own."
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Heya FIB, I caught a bit of the Dr Phil show today while changing my shoes....it was about the Family Court System, or more about the flaws of. The part I saw talked about the court appointed children guardians getting rich by keeping things sloshing around in the courts while children are abused and are killed by estranged spouses with joint custoday and visitation... It so made me think of you (and many others) and I just needed to jump on here and share. Just one of those strong feelings that I couldn't stuff down.

Back to your regularly scheduled thread....

Take care, TTFN


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