"All rise"

[faithisbelieving]

Thanks Gypsy. I like some of your suggestions and will address them with L.

I want to have some fun here:

Humorous DB Rules of the Road (feel free to add your own)

• Snoop
• There is cheese in that tunnel.
• Women don't get tattoos for you. They get them for other men.
• If the ring comes off, it DOES mean something.
• Snoop
• If your WAS spouse goes AWOL for 4 days, you don't greet them with a home-cooked meal and sexy attire
• Separation=OM
• Getting an email is NOT a babystep
• Snoop

FIB

[Gypsy]

Cont'd...


Fire up the bullshit meter: If something seems wrong, it is.

Be the one to leave and/or pack the spouse's bags for departure.

If a spouse says there's no one else, they're looking for housing.

If a spouse conceals unexpectedly shaven genitals, don't believe it's to ease sweating from exercising.

Have bumper stickers made and give to cheating spouses, "Pussy's expensive.", "Cock Shock: $5,000 an inch.*" depending on sexual preference.

*based on average divorce costing $27,000. Adjust for contentiousness and any alimony or lump sum payments.

[faithisbelieving]

Love it..especially that it bypassed the swear filter. LOLOL. FIB

[faithisbelieving]

Hmmm 27,000 divided by 5,000. Where did you get your figures gypsy? LOLOL FIB

[Gypsy]

Wishful thinking? I'll have to errr... bone up on my research...

[Generosity]

Humorous DB Rules of the Road (feel free to add your own)
•Snoop
•There is cheese in that tunnel.
•Women don't get tattoos for you. They get them for other men.
•If the ring comes off, it DOES mean something.
•Snoop
•If your WAS spouse goes AWOL for 4 days, you don't greet them with a home-cooked meal and sexy attire
•Separation=OM
•Getting an email is NOT a babystep
•Snoop

That there is pretty funny FIB!!

And love your addition, Gypsy, especially by the inch:))

Sunny

[faithisbelieving]

I'm waiting for KerryK...and J3B...etc....to come by and start commenting on how much they are worth now. LOLOL. BTW....my divorce costs are WAY higher than 27K. LOL. FIB

[smith18]

Gypsy -

As I recall, your XH wasted over $100K in D expenses so I hope your measurments were meant to be metric as in $5000 per centimeter.

[mishka422]

OMG! I so needed this laugh today!

Gypsy....YOU THE WOMAN!!!

[sandycay]

The shaven genital and lame excuse is priceless. People are so dumb when they lie to themselves.