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Fire up the bullshit meter: If something seems wrong, it is.

Be the one to leave and/or pack the spouse's bags for departure.

If a spouse says there's no one else, they're looking for housing.

If a spouse conceals unexpectedly shaven genitals, don't believe it's to ease sweating from exercising.

Have bumper stickers made and give to cheating spouses, "Pussy's expensive.", "Cock Shock: $5,000 an inch.*" depending on sexual preference.

*based on average divorce costing $27,000. Adjust for contentiousness and any alimony or lump sum payments.