Why do vacations have to end? Today, it was business as usual. Back to the real world. I don't think I like the real world as much as I like vacation world.

On the whole, I'm pleased with how I spent the vacation. Here's a brief summary of accomplishments or time wasters:

*mowed lawn that increased exponentially in size as time wore on
*cleaned turtle aquarium; allowed turtle to play in the sun while I cleaned his home (he's faster than I remembered)
*pulled ridiculous amount of weeds
*planted bulbs and seeds with assistance from 5-year-old neighbor; have no hopes of them actually surviving or sprouting
*attended first IC session; have yet to emerged a changed person but expecting great things
*worked word puzzles while I got a pedicure
*acted as hostess to new pest control friends from Monday to Saturday. EVERY DAY.
*read from ever-growing library of self-help books and journaled, focusing on personal development and introspection
*watched countless hours of Law & Order reruns
*painted hallway and hallway ceiling
*began to paint living room (halfway done at present)
*made futile wishes that possum would be captured
*got haircut and had glimmering highlights touched up
*endured family gathering with father, 15-year-old half-brother, grandmother, grandmother's boyfriend, and lunatic uncle
*arranged for dishwasher to be repaired tomorrow
*let Boxer dog run freely, commune with nature, and play with neighborhood friends
*consumed respectable amounts of brownies and wine, though not at the same time

It was a great week. Only six more weeks until I have off for 8 more weeks. And the countdown is on . . .