It may be wrong that you're a sex-starved wife, but not wrong that you have a personal shopper. At least you're doing something about it instead of just sitting there whining!
If you love somebody, set them free. http://tinyurl.com/2empx2g
(((((Mindfull))))) I'll put words in her mouth, I'm sure Stacy would give you a place to land for a retreat. Heck, I could come up with a spot in the guest room, but that's probably not as appropriate as some!