The important thing is that even if you did fall out of your chair, that you got back up.... just in time to give your cheating spouse a foot & back rub, a warm meal and a dozen roses ;-)
LMAO - Not in this lifetime...You forget - I learned from some of the best (ie: Puppy, Coach, Wifey, Greek, Tristan, Gardener etc...)
I can only imagine the butt ripping I would have gotten had I followed the advice being thrown out recently!
Ten bucks says Puppy would have figured out a way to come through my computer screen just to smack me upside my head!
May All Who Seek To Take My Life Be Put To Shame And Confusion; May All Who Desire My Ruin Be Turned Back In Disgrace. ~Psalm 40:14~