Drawing a line and grabbing the seeds!

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Nurses ....NEVER .....laugh.....


"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse.
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed
at a patient."



"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable
to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor
laughing. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her
composure.


"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know
what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't
happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"


"It's swollen," Fred replied.


She ran out of the room.