Him: Just the fact that I tell you it’s urgent we speak should be enough. We will speak tonight after the kids go to bed at 9:30.
A: "Oh please. Let me see if I can scrape up my June Cleaver apron and pearls by then. Shall I wear my hair down, so it will be easier for you to drag me by it? LOL.
Fine, if you want to talk at 9:30, I suppose I can't stop you. But please stop making such Neanderthal demands to me while I'm at work; it's very unattractive."
