This is what I am going to send to my w via email.

Wife,

I need to know what the status is on our divorce. I am tired of waiting and I need it over with. Please respond via email.



What do you guys/ladies think? Is it blunt enough? Detached enough?

Me 35
Wife 34
Two daughters 8 years and 3 years
Bomb 3/30/09
W filed 4/16/09
We met in'92 married in 2000
Divorce final