LOL! The bowflex, the U-haul, the bourbon! Not even a basket! I think we live in the same region of the country.
My mother has announced her intention not to send H a birthday card this year because he did not acknowledge her Christmas card. She also thinks I deserve a lot of wine and roses type courting that I NEVER got and was never H's style. What's worse is that any day now, I'm going to wake up and agree with BOTH our parents.
Have a good day and don't jump out that window! Your H sounds lucky he's getting out of this one.
