Oh, I've got it! When I call OW and ask her to leave us alone, I'll ask "You do use a condom, don't you? You don't have any STDs, do you? Oh, never mind, I'll just get myself tested regularly anyway to be safe."

Positive Lifetime Attitude Award: http://tinyurl.com/2dssttf

H in MLC?: http://tinyurl.com/23fabv8

Infidelity: Expose or Not? http://tinyurl.com/26ksmfj