Yeah, I swear, Gypsy -- she's a 46-year-old adolescent. Apparently she also starts to behave when the Mouthpiece tells her lawyer "get your client on a leash or I'll go to court for a restraining order."

I was talking to the Mouthpiece yesterday, and I said how it mystified me that the person who WANTED OUT would be the one to go so far off the map. And the Mouthpiece smiled and said there's not a dam thing about D that makes sense -- and he's got plenty of Walkaway clients who do the same, whacked-out, nutty things as STBX.

Which floored me -- you mean, I'm out there, driving on the freeways every day surrounded by these people??? Talk about scary!

And yeah -- she can't keep her personal information to herself. But the best part is, if I make any reference to it ("don't forget to get the Girl Child a souvenir from Whereverville [when she's leaving on one of her frequent flier sexfests]") she'll get huffy: That's none of your business!

Wack, meet O.