Mind, the heck with the records why not check the phone logs when he's asleep? The important thing to remember when you're doing this act is that you must be precise and only reach down there for the PHONE!!! or I can't guarantee the consequences LOL
Me: 35|WAW: 38|D: 6yo | http://tinyurl.com/2dxx7m6 Feb 2006, left, came back in two weeks Aug 2006, left again Apr 2007, filed for divorce Dec 2007, reunited Mar 2010, moved out, filed again