Penthouse, huh? I believe the "not hot" if she was in Penthouse. LOL And I certainly believe the "spread" reference...
This girl *was* hot. But I think she was embarrassed it (being in grad school and all) and really tried to downplay it by dressing slouchy. My cycling/piping buddy told her he thought she was a tranny. He thought she was "tucking". If you ever want to get a girl's attention (even one who is trying to avoid attention), question their womanhood. We ended up being friends.
Just an aside, I happened to have the issue of Playboy she was in, long before I met her (just for the articles, of course). It was just sitting on the bookcase for years. I didn't find out about the Playboy thing until she was leaving to do her Post-Doc. I had just thrown the mag away like a month before.
