I agree with Jeff.... I'll let you know when I head to Chicago...I could breeze through your town and smack him for ya!
Can you imagine, he comes home from work one afternoon...."MF, you won't believe it! Some crazy blonde chick came running up to me on the sidewalk today and smacked me!"
Oh there would be a few of us lined up to help you out!
Mind, I agree with ST.... it just doesn't seem likely there is an OW.. IMHO
I'll let you know when I head to Chicago...I could breeze through your town and smack him for ya! 
