If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
Barber Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
Chapel Hill It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.
Charlotte Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
Elon College There is to be no rollerblading during daylight hours, on the roads, or on the bricks. All the sidewalks at this college are made of brick. (Repealed in 1998)
Forest City You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town.
Greensboro Restaurants "with on sidewalk dining" must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but is not readable from the street.
Horneytown Massage parlors have been banned.
Kill Devil Hills You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.
Rocky Mount It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.
Southern Shores It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.
Do you (_) own or (_) rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
Total number of vehicles you own: ___ Number of vehicles that still crank: ___ Number of vehicles in front yard: ___ Number of vehicles in back yard: ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___
Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: 196___
Do you have a gun rack? (_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_) The National Enquirer (_) The Globe (_) TV Guide (_) Soap Opera Digest (_) Rifle and Shotgun
Number of times you've seen a UFO:_____ Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:_____ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:_____
How often do you bathe: (_) Weekly (_) Monthly (_) Not Applicable
Color of eyes: Left______ Right_____
Color of hair: (_) Blond (_) Black (_) Red (_) Brown (_) White (_) Clairol
Color of teeth: (_) Yellow (_) Brownish-Yellow (_) Brown (_) Black (_) N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road? (_) 1 mile (_) 2 miles (_) just a whoop-and-a-holler (_) road?
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The owner of a golf course in Asheville was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University of North Carolina and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my Earrings."
