Number 8: "He's tired? We're all tired. What makes him so much more tired than anybody else? Does being sad make you tired?"
This is classic! Love it! (and it's also, sadly, a good point. We ARE all tired. Ha.)
Yes, our parents should go out to dinner. It would be hilarious. My mother also likes to ask questions and raise her voice. They would have a grand old time and they could bring each other roses.