Although Columbus has 32 rules for surviving Zombieland, only 10 appear in the movie:
1. Cardio 2. Double Tap 3. Beware of Bathrooms 4. Seatbelts 7. Travel Light 17. Don't/Do Be A Hero 18. Limber Up 22. When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out 31. Check the Backseats 32. Enjoy the Little Things
Rule # 2 is also my gamtertag moto...
which used to be:
"No mic? GTFO of L4D2"
Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My God, do you learn. - C.S. Lewis
Life is usually all about how you handle Plan B. - Jack3Beans
Listen without defending; Speak without offending - FaithinAK