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Sorry to say Kerry.

source: IMDB

and the movie:

Although Columbus has 32 rules for surviving Zombieland, only 10 appear in the movie:

1. Cardio
2. Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Seatbelts
7. Travel Light
17. Don't/Do Be A Hero
18. Limber Up
22. When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out
31. Check the Backseats
32. Enjoy the Little Things


Rule # 2 is also my gamtertag moto...

which used to be:

"No mic? GTFO of L4D2"



Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My God, do you learn. - C.S. Lewis

Life is usually all about how you handle Plan B. - Jack3Beans

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TRUST THE PROCESS - Cadet

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Knock! Knock!


Who is there?


Interuptting tyrannosaurus rex.


Interuptting Tyran....

GRRRRARRRRGHHARRAAA!!!!!!



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Life is usually all about how you handle Plan B. - Jack3Beans

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I stand corrected. But all the rules are equally important.

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Agreed...

wasn't 'trying' to be a richard.



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You can call me Tigard if I can call you Anchorage.

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...

conditional yes.

Condition: I can change my mind.



Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My God, do you learn. - C.S. Lewis

Life is usually all about how you handle Plan B. - Jack3Beans

Listen without defending; Speak without offending - FaithinAK

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Dear J3B,

Thanks so much for the laugh - I love the rules!

I was having a blue day and seeing your banter brought a smile to my face. Yeah Zombieland!!!
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Me - 38
Husband - 40 MLC!
Together 12 years
Married 11 years
Still the love of my life
Forever only lasted 10 years before his MLC and affair

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holy crap...

quit your bitchin' betty

and

it was a zombie christmas at my house

zombie books, zombie targets, zombie shirts, zombie guns (real ones) we are ready

and

if I can quite
you can
and
i didn't even bitch
(where is that self satisfied smirking face icon guy???)

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Wait...

You didn't even bitch...

OR

You didn't even bitch more?

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I am trying to attract more flies with honey
blah blah blah

whatever (eyeroll)

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