Hey whatis - I got a small apartment now, but if it were in my backyard - I'd put up a triple barbed wire fence and get me 4 big-a$$ dogs to keep her away from my side of the yard. Then I'd video tape any shenanigans of hers when I wanted to BBQ out back and send it to comedy central and CMT!!!
Cuz that's how I roll!!!!
~Sol
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Single Dad, and luvin it! ~ Happiness is a state of mind ~