Some of you may have seen this in the alt, BUT... this is really good stuff! LoL
OK, More Weird. Actually, Scary. I went for "LIGHT THERAPY" this am in the tanning booth. Pulled the bed down. It dropped a bit, thought it slipped or something... Layed there a bit, dreaming of coconut drinks, etc... Moved around, realized the bed COMPLETELY closed! Eeek! And, I can't lift it back up! "HELP! HELP!" <knockknock> "Is there a problem in there?" <panicked> "YEA! I AM STUCK IN THIS BED AND INCREDIBLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC!!!!!" "Are you sure?" "H*LL YES, I'M SURE! YOU THINK I WOULD SCREAM FOR HELP, NAKED, IF I WAS NOT SURE?!?!?!" "Ma'am, release the button, stlip your foot under the cover, and push up, gently." "OK, I'M OUT!" Whew! ((( Got a free month for that experience! )))
Me-46, D-21, S15, S13
After many years w/my head in the sand... I FILED Divorced 6/2011
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
"HELP! HELP!" <knockknock> "Is there a problem in there?" <panicked> "YEA! I AM STUCK IN THIS BED AND INCREDIBLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC!!!!!" "Are you sure?" "H*LL YES, I'M SURE! YOU THINK I WOULD SCREAM FOR HELP, NAKED, IF I WAS NOT SURE?!?!?!" "Ma'am, release the button, stlip your foot under the cover, and push up, gently." "OK, I'M OUT!" Whew! ((( Got a free month for that experience! )))
Could there be a moral in this story? How about this:
Sometimes the only alternative you have to get out of the situation is to use your feet and not your mind.
M:11 | T:12 | Status: Married 4C's of WAS communication: Cool, Calm, Collected and CONFIDENT
MF- that is my worst fear--next to frying to death--about those tanning beds!!! They look like coffins to me! BUT I am very relieved that you are okay!
me,34 exH,34 S,16 months S:3/31/09-left for OW started DBing 10/09 d final: sometime 10/10 current: http://www.divorcebusting.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=2022856&page=1 met in 2004
That has always been my fear, too! Yikes! I love tanning but I am also claustrophobic! However you gave me the push to go and tan today anyway! It has been a week...
OK, More Weird. Actually, Scary. I went for "LIGHT THERAPY" this am in the tanning booth. Pulled the bed down. It dropped a bit, thought it slipped or something... Layed there a bit, dreaming of coconut drinks, etc... Moved around, realized the bed COMPLETELY closed! Eeek! And, I can't lift it back up! "HELP! HELP!" <knockknock> "Is there a problem in there?" <panicked> "YEA! I AM STUCK IN THIS BED AND INCREDIBLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC!!!!!" "Are you sure?" "H*LL YES, I'M SURE! YOU THINK I WOULD SCREAM FOR HELP, NAKED, IF I WAS NOT SURE?!?!?!" "Ma'am, release the button, stlip your foot under the cover, and push up, gently." "OK, I'M OUT!" Whew! ((( Got a free month for that experience! )))
"Hello, Blondstar? Yes, I am trapped in my car with my kids and I dont' have my keys. We are running out of air, please help."
"OK, just breathe slow and look down to you left. There should be a silver lever on the door. Got it?.... Good, now pull it towards you."
"Oh, thank you Blondstar. We are out."
I only do the spray on tanning because of this very thing.
M22,H45,W45 S21/18D12 Retain faith that you will prevail in the end, regardless of the difficulties and at the same time confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.
Thanks Coach, I needed a good chuckle this morning.
MF, I am glad that you got out safely and got a free month. I need to start light therapy but can't afford it this month unless I return my new suede hobo bag. Guess yard work will have to suffice until April.
Need to get my walk/jog in today. New travel plans means we have to do a 5K a couple weeks earlier than originally planned.
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