I've now crossed into the bizzaro world. I needed to get some addresses for some kids in my son's class to send out birthday party invitations. My son chose to have his party at my house, so I'm in charge of it. I called my W to see if she had the addresses, and she playfully said "If you bring over a bottle of red wine, you can have them." I replied "No thanks, I'll just take them over the phone."