OK, I'm doomed... No man will fall in love with me again...

I don't like chocolate. I don't like to shop. Shoes are OK, but I just don't get that excited about them.

I AM a girl. I have tried waxing my legs!--what a freakin' process that was! I just don't seem to do the feminine thing--can't quite get it.

On the other hand, I went to a dance at the local arts place and---for the first time ever---dared to wear a tight tank top that showed off my--OK--let's not be modest here--amazing biceps. I just never show that much skin. Modest little me.

It got me some attention! So maybe feminine isn't my style, more Xena..

I don't even know what T-shirts you gals are talking about!

I can probably blame this all on my mother somehow, I'm sure...