If they aren't it's like wanting to date your teacher. Not hot for teacher hot...just NOT hot at all (think of the teacher looking like Ben Stein from Ferris Bueller's day off...your wife probably thinks you look more like him than the romantic partner she wanted).
I'm picturing Castle Anthrax from Monty Python.
I actually have a student this semester named Zoot. Who in the world names there kid, Zoot.
"Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty ..."
