"Hey, she decided that life sucked with me and that there was a better way forward. Her answer was to have an affair and since that wasn't part of the agreement I signed when we stood in front of God, Family, and Friends and made our vows we got divorced.
UGH! Cut that response (hijacking). If you plan on using that line with your next date, you might as well stay celibate for the rest of your life. (????)
How about: We were married x years; we had x kids and it didn't work out but it was an excellent experience.
FIB
Me 55; XW 47; 2 kids (S13, D11) Bomb 05/19/06 Original thread http://tinyurl.com/yg2ou2t Last anniversary 04/25/10, Divorced 5/12/10 Status: Loving father of 2 beautiful children;