Robx: HA! He's having an AFFAIR! RIGHT NOW he's BANGING AWAY at someone who is much BETTER THAN YOU!
Mr. Bond: I agree with Robx (slurp slurp)
I wonder how many marriages you two bedbugs have ruined that might have been repaired?
Nice. Now other people are the cause of your failed marriage, interesting how this might actually happen, with us being possibly thousands of miles away and never coming into any contact with your wife or anyone else's spouse, but yeah.... we ruined the marriages.
You are obviously hurt, angry, lashing out at everyone and the world for your current situation - and oh how attractive that is to us and specifically your wife, I wonder how many times she rec'd this type of hostile attitude from you?
And you're right, you're perfectly fine and happy, with a name like "crushed" which would never insinuate that you're hurt or in pain.
Good bye crushed and good luck to you, I hope you get a handle on that anger of yours eventually.
