Once when I was a kid, my baby brother plopped out a floater while we were taking a bath. I called him a "pig dink" and promptly got my mouth washed out with soap by my momma.
You have my copyright permission to refer to your X as either a "Drunken Dickhead" or a "Pig Dink".
HAHA!! Perfect! Exh's name in my phone is now Pig Dink!!
Me: 46 FWS: 36 Married and Divorced 4/07, Pregnant 7/07,False R 7/07 Baby Girl born 3/08 Kicked him out because OW: 7/08 5/10 He realized what he had and lost. Moved home! REMARRIED 3/14/11!!
