FIB my friend, there will be plenty of chances for that in due time!


cire





**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**




**'Hello?'**





**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**







**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Dave.'**









**After a brief pause,**









**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Dave.'**









**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now..'**









Brief Pause.








**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**








**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**







**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**







**'I did it, Daddy.'**








**'And what happened, honey?' **





'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**









**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**









**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Dave?'**





**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**




**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**





**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


*****Long Pause*****



*****Longer Pause*****




*****Even Longer Pause*****



**Then Daddy says,**



**'Swimming pool? .............**



**Is this 486-5731?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number..........*


Me 48
X's vary
S 27
S 18
Back with high school sweety after 30 years..