I dont know why, but I have this image of you showing up at the hospital with the animal still on your vehicle... http://www.outdoorlife.com/files/imagecache/photo-gallery/photo/6/cardeer2_0.jpg

My son has the "Dangerous Book for Boys", but I dont think he has read it yet. He is good at memorizing and reciting poems, so I think I will mention it to him.