But I'd damned sure have some infidelitus interruptus planned for the lovebirds.
She'll be thousands of miles away. What could I possibly do to interrupt?
Oh c'mon. I'm sure a bright guy like you could think of quite a few things.
We're told we can't control our spouse's adultery. And it's true -- we can't. But we damned sure don't have to sit idly by and make it EASY on them, either!
