I think you're perplexed. When she said she was in love, you were perturbed. Her thought of giving the former not so nice spouse a second chance if you weren't there, left you confounded. Her youngest child with the Dennis the Menace syndrome astonishes you.
I think you have a firm grasp of what you are and aren't looking for and are very centered. You're adept at recognizing red flags and then seeing what happens.
Me? I have no clue what her telling you that means.. misplaced honesty? Thinking out loud? Passive aggressive behavior? Checking to see your response?
Keep being the perceptive guy you are. And send pictures in case you ever vacuum in that thong again!
