Welcome to the aging male club. I have my rotatator give me intense pain sometimes when doing a simple task of turning the steering wheel when driving.

You know you are getting old when coughing, sneezing, hicupping, burping, and flatulence causes bodily injuries. We need to get you a "Fragile. Handle With Care" sign to put around your neck.

I bought myself a new pair of pants today. Without the help of the opposite sex!

How is that match thingy working for ya? I got an email from a lady tonight that appears to be the complete package.