Wasp and Hornet Killer - Directions for Use

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I spoke with a new counselor last week here in Portland, and am now on a waiting list to begin a 12-week program for DBT.
She suggested I purchase a can of wasp spray, and sleep with it.
I replied, are you kidding me? No, I'll grab a can next time I'm at the store. So I went to [local FM store] and did just that. Took it home and read the label, and was in tears from laughing so hard at my new-found "weapon" for unwanted pests. Or lousy STBX Husbands.
Here is the label
(It's really long, I'll post in segments by insect breed)
STOP. READ ENTIRE LABEL BEFORE USE.
It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Never use indoors.
WASPS, HORNETS, AND YELLOW JACKETS
1. Apply at sunset when insects are least active.
2. Stand a safe distance from the nest. Don’t stand directly underneath.
3. Shake can well before each use. Aim spray away from person. Push button to spray.
4. Spray the nest until soaked. This product’s powerful spray will also kill insects that return to the nest over the next few days.
5. Wait at least 24 hours before removing the nest.
Use of this product on evergreen and holly is not recommended as damage may result.
*This product is non-staining to most home siding depending on age and cleanliness. Before using in areas where the spray may contact home siding, test in an inconspicuous area and recheck in a few hours.