He did send one of his pathetic "Give baby a kiss for daddy" texts last night. I just laughed and didn't respond. Its much easier to not respond lately.
You could always text back "I throw up some in my mouth whenever you send a text like this. Stop it."
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." - William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830's.
