Let me offer you a translation since you probably don't speak buttwipe.
"Don't love you," in buttwipe means, "I really really hate that you've called me on my crap and now I have to give up my super selfish ways and it seems I've lost control over you so I'm going to say something ugly and stomp my feet and try to make you do what I want you to again."
Is that clear? Buttwipes are notoriously ill-spoken and long-winded.
Now, go celebrate that birthday. Not gonna let a buttwipe ruin your day, are you???
