My dad does the huff and puff...but I just understand that he is hurt that I can't talk to him.
Maybe you can make a snowman that looks like your H, kiss it, then hit it really hard! I wonder if my W punched me if I would just wake up from this mutual nightmare?
Isn't it selfish that we don't get our spouses online here? I know why I don't, I'm afraid she'll find a post about her and then....BAM!
Maybe you can teach the dog to talk during the snow?