There once was a poster named Choc, Whose wife, when 'came to sex, she would balk, But then he changed to the Pup, Old moniker given up, And with Newbies he committed he'd walk.
(ok, so it doesn't really say how I'm doing, and it's no There Once Was a Man from Nantucket, which is, admittedly, a classic, so SUE me . . . )
