Can I get a synopsis of how everyone is doing? Preferably in a Haiku? LOL laugh j/k

Here is my update.

Husband doesn't call.
His kids are writing him off.
Oh well, it's his loss.

Okay, I couldn't resist the Haiku.

Seriously, I've been talking to people in the alt, and I know little about what is going on with them. I can't read up on all those pages. I'm lazy.