I am going to experience something similar to your masseuse on Monday with my dental hygenist. She is a funny Iranian lady that talks a lot and it is difficult for me to answer with her tools cluttering up my mouth. Last visit, she asked me how my girl friend was and I said that we were no more. I said that I was back to sampling the buffet. She yelled down the hall asking the dentist if she could have permission to kill a patient. Pretty funny stuff. Too bad she is married.
That didn't stop my XH!
Me: 42/H: 37 T: 10 years/M: 8 D9, S8 Bomb: 7.23.07 Separated: 1.20.08 D Final 3.19.09 Affair started in '05, found out parts in 11/07. They married 11.26.09