STBXMRSSP just called. Gosh. The Boy Himself isn't cooperating. He seems angry. Does he do these things XYZ with you?

No, can't say he does.

Why am I so lucky?

Can't say. Why not ask him?

He'll just say he hates me.

Maybe he does at that moment.

That's a really cruel thing to say.

I hear you say from your point-of-view that's a cruel thing to say. Anything else?

Why did you storm off this morning? I thought it went well.

If you don't know, nothing I can say will make a difference. Neither here nor there. Worlds colliding. Is there anything else?

It's because of European Capital, isn't it?

Goodbye, STBXMRSSP, I will --

[fast-talking]--But I've been really hurt about that for the past 10 days because it didn't work out, and since then I --

[Setting new ring-tone on mobile to make it go off] Oh! There's my cell phone! Work -- better take it. Goodbye. *Click*

So there you have it. No puzzle at all. Just like the first time, when she was in a mad rush to "see if there's a spark between us" after Signore 1 dumped her, her "no pressure" "just putting it out there" "anytime you like" "no expiration date" non-date-asking-out-on date-asking-out-on was apparently precipitated by being dumped by Signore 2, because "10 days ago" was January 21 and the putative Puzzle was January 22.

Sheesh! Do I have "consolation prize" stamped on my forehead or something?