Your pic is nice. I need to get a new pic up on my match before June. That is when I turn 50 and it is all down hill from there.
I am going to experience something similar to your masseuse on Monday with my dental hygenist. She is a funny Iranian lady that talks a lot and it is difficult for me to answer with her tools cluttering up my mouth. Last visit, she asked me how my girl friend was and I said that we were no more. I said that I was back to sampling the buffet. She yelled down the hall asking the dentist if she could have permission to kill a patient. Pretty funny stuff. Too bad she is married.