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Have You Ever Danced









Read all of this one. It pays not to mess with old people. > >>> An old
prospector shuffled into the town
> of El Indio , Texas leading an old tired mule.
> The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to
> clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon
> and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood
> there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes,
> a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in
> one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
> >>>
> >>> The young gunslinger looked at the old man and
> laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever
> danced?"
> >>>
> >>> The old man looked up at the gunslinger and
> said, "No, I never did dance... never really wanted
> to."
> >>>
>
> >>> A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned
> and said, "Well, you old fool, you're
> gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old
> man's feet. The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe
> blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot
> skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.
> >>>
> >>> When his last bullet had been fired, the young
> gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned
> around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his
> pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked
> both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through
> the desert air.
> >>>
> >>> The crowd stopped laughing immediately.
> The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned
> around very slowly. The silence was almost
> deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman
> stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those
> twin
> barrels.
> >>>
> >>> The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in
> the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have
> you ever kissed a mule's a$$?"
> >>>
> >>> The gunslinger swallowed hard and said,
> "No sir...... but.... I've always wanted to."
> >>> There are two lessons for us all here:
> >>> Don't waste ammunition.Don't
> mess with old people.
> >>>
> >>> I just love a story with a happy ending!
> >>>