So, today a few last minute emails and tweakings from Mediator on final draft. One thing she proposes is a minor wording change that she thinks will give me a slightly increased credit on something-or-other when the house is sold.
I emailed her back, cc'ing stbxw:

"I appreciate your examining this in multiple ways to see which benefits me more. I'll go along with whichever you suggest because all - all - I want now is no further delays.
I want to be out of this, done with it, and divorced from (Mrs.G) on Wednesday 1/27.
No further delays."

Enough. Fourteen months of Alien lies and vile, false accusations. E-friggin-nough!

Gardener

"My soul, be satisfied with flowers,
With fruit, with weeds even; but gather them
In the one garden you may call your own."
Cyrano deBergerac