What can I do to save my marriage? Help

[Gnosis]

OK Tri,

So she has an attorney? Ha! She's been planning this all along...

Plan of Action:
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1. Go to an ATM and withdraw as much cash as you can to tide you over
2. Call your 24 hour hot-line and report that ALL your cards as lost. i.e. Get all the cards on your shared accounts canceled, immediately.
3. First thing in the morning go and open that personal account.
4. Get yourself a men's rights bulldog and unleash him.

Conduct in the Home:
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1) Walk around like you own the place... because you do.
2) NO skulking in the corners or hiding in the bedroom
3) Take control of the remote.
4) Ignore her.
5) NO housework... you are not the maid.
6) Be polite like you're talking to a (mental) patient when discussing anything about the kids
7) The kids IS all you talk about.
8) Act like the epiphany you've had

2X4's
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WTF were you thinking about going to HER attorney? That lowers your value. It makes you look like an ignorant idiot which you are not.