Well-intentioned Former Army Buddy sends from Gator State: Let me know if you'd be interested in coming down with the kids for the VFW's Divorced Dads Day at Annoying Mouseworld.
Which is clearly some informal thing -- I mean, Annoying MouseCo doesn't do this kind of thing -- and he means well, and he's looking out for a brother warrior, and yeah... but what...the...funk...? This is my life? Jayzus H. Tap-Dancing Kee-rist. Everything I thought I was; everything I thought I was going to be. Stroke of a funkin' pen.
