As for STBXMRSSP's boundary violations, I handle them. When she said her Coastal City thing, my reply was: "Good for you! And how are you approaching it -- by ZIP code or by area code?"
See, that's just it, Smiley. I don't think you're getting it. What's being suggested to you is that this amplitude of boundary violation requires a STRONG response, not a SNARKY one, no matter how clever.
Otherwise, you're going to keep getting more of the same.