- (other example: "I hope we'll always be able to be flexible. I mean, what if Signore il Secondo flew in suddenly to surprise me? I'd hope you'd take the kids so I could have company.")
.........
She asked, "So? Spill it! Is Miss Someone totally better than STBXMRSSP [whom she knows] in the sack? Or completely totally better?" And I gave her the Aw, Shucks, c'mon, that's bitchy, be nice thing.
But when I got to my car, I actually had a little breakdown. Because in my own way I desperately -- DESPERATELY -- wanted the answer to be "yes." And, frankly, I know that in fact it is yes.
I nearly threw up a little in my mouth when I read that part, she said that with a straight face to her soon to be ex-husband and she did it to hurt you, no one is that oblivious, no one. Way to go Mrs.SP (STBX), that was pure class, when you get a chance can you record some video when she talks like and post it on youtube, it's getting to a point where I really need to see this live and in living color.
As for her asking how "Miss Someone" is in the sack, I would have just turned to her and smiled and just said something like "she's very HUNGRY" ;-)
